my face

not that im complaining

but i meanrlly

His home is with you

i guess o.x he was so spastic

What kind of spider?

jumping spider. specifically phidippus putnami

I also have a mother platycryptus undatus

also known as the tan jumping spider

and then one other one I cant be sure of.

Good morning, people!

I like spider

Hi there!

mjau

it's July 5th, the day of my people!

which people is that?

Venezuela

delicioso

but we really do not have anything to celebrate. We have a bus driver for a president/dictator. Literally.

that's

Fucked up, and true. He drove a bus before he kissed Chavez's ass enough to become his successor

'-'

Most dangerous city in the world is our capital

england is my city

I'm from London, baby

London Ohio?

London, Ontario?

The city of England in the country of London?

I'm from texas

I'm bigger than you

Tough crowd

Work

I'm just from New Jersey

I hate it here

so in case you don't know. 4chan, Kekistan, Reddit, and digg have apparently signed the peace accord to declare a full scale meme war on CNN

....

Excuse me

Am I having a stroke

CNN tried to blackmail a kid

they even admited it in their own article

Yeah lol