Like you

No I don't

I'm part of the skinny and straight club

The facts don't lie

Didn't think those folk existed anymore xD

The straights?

The skinny

I exist

both

I'm proof

Same.

I'm a bore like that.

We're like fine extra rare steak

Dont eat steak extra rare

I bet you're normal steak

Smh

I am not steak i am hooman

I like to think of myself as the medium rare steak of human physique and sexuality

And gay

but fine extra rare is cool

Thats how you get sick

Extra rare

When you're so cool you make people sick

"Cool"

Yeah okay sure

Well

I am skinny and straight

😎 Not cool though 😎

Like you

Actually, no

I'm wrong

I'm cooler

😎 you already said it. No take backs 😎

So you accept you're uncool too?

Ok

I can live with that

Nope. Im coolest person here

See the name?

Its official now

No

That's gay

You gai