I know

*just because youre in denial doesnt mean it isnt true*

So have you ever eaten spiders?

Of course

Every Wednesday

Like clockwork

Oh ok

So gay gingers eat spiders

Just because you do doesn't mean everyone does

No gay gingers eat scorpians

So I guess faggots eat spiders

Like you

No I don't

I'm part of the skinny and straight club

The facts don't lie

Didn't think those folk existed anymore xD

The straights?

The skinny

I exist

both

I'm proof

Same.

I'm a bore like that.

We're like fine extra rare steak

Dont eat steak extra rare

I bet you're normal steak

Smh

I am not steak i am hooman

I like to think of myself as the medium rare steak of human physique and sexuality

And gay

but fine extra rare is cool

Thats how you get sick

Extra rare

When you're so cool you make people sick

"Cool"

Yeah okay sure

Well

I am skinny and straight

😎 Not cool though 😎

Like you

Actually, no

I'm wrong