you know, i dont know why i even said that

looking back at it now, a few minutes later

I'd be offended if they did

all you guys heard was "hey look guys, im a dumbass who thinks hes smart"

I've got philosopher books that I haven't read

But they're just to sit in my shelf and make me look not retarded

(They're doing a bad job)

why the hate towards philosophers tho?

Albert Camus is great

and just like that, the chat is dead

Never trust gophers

stop talking about animals

Animals aren't trustable

when a girl says GOD I CAN HEAR HOW FAT YOU ARE on tinder

does that mean its over

yes

Foxes are actually very trustworthy creatures

losing weight isnt possible

How does one *hear* how fat someone is?

Bro

their voice?

They lure you into the forest then eat your liver

we dont have food in our country, so ive never seen a fat person

but i think they have a different voice

No no no that's goats

Rofl

stop talking about animals

No goats are different kind of menace

There are fat people who definitely sound fat

I wanna be one of those guys with a really thin face then a fat body

Well, my voice sounds exactly the same now as it did 4 years ago. I was fat then and now I'm not fat now.

Well I know foxes personally and you can trust the older ones. Also fat people do sound different

i just want to be THICC

Just so on dates I can troll fitness freaks

i want to be slightly more muscilar

They'll eat your liver eventually

but not body builder level

Your body is like a fridge to them.

Are they cannibals?

oh my god

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