You're like Ace Ventura XD

i summoned you

Cardboard is delicious. Ask little caesars.

i was just practicing my chakras

i start school tomorrow and i actually want to die

my last dog unrapped his gifts trying not to tear the paper

im gonna smash all your 9 chakras

Wow

damn

eat all your avacados

Why all 9?

and not call you back

because cellphones cause cancer

Ace Ventura: Pet detective.

i've fought mudcrabs more dank than this

how do i play hard to get when i'm hard to want

🤔

https://youtu.be/M71BohZlRrA My school has a terrible training video

did you guys see the newest episode of game of thrones?

the scene where Davos meets gendry?

spoilers btw

NO SPOILERS

ya on saturday's episode, that dodge challenger ran into those soldiers in that war for the monument

NOPE

IM OUT

rekt nerd

thats what you get for not being a devout fan

I hate you both

❤

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

I'm not even past season 2

the wheelchair

Siiiiiii

same

this aint my first rodeo

Not getting much past this crowd

olive oil works great for wheelchairs

i'm too lethargic to be apathetic, sitting there watching something someone else did

What's the difference between an SJW and a suicide vest?

👳🏿

A suicide vest actually accomplishes something when it gets triggered