Someone said to me that my jokes are giving them cancer . . . I said "I guess they really grow on you"

Cancer is going to be "lit fam"

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the fridge, put the elephant inside, then close the fridge.

<_<

How do you get an elephant into Safeway?

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Take the S out of safe and the f out of way.

There's no f in way

where does the safe part play in

u kinda look like a mix of adam sandler and osama bin laden

My fav

What's the first thing you do after raping a deaf chick?

Toyota is very good for Jihad

Safe is just filler

Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

man i love jokes about sexually assaulting disabled people xd

how the fuck does that even work

OH WAIT

lol

Probably the worst one I know:

Braaaayile

How do you tittyfuck an 8 year old?

Dude

Pls

Break her shoulders.

but u do know a lot of deaf girls *can* speak

Yeah but have you heard them?

Break her mouth.

yes

LOL break her mouh xD

It sounds like a seal getting subjected to anal

Lmao

I'd rather keep quiet than talk if I was a deaf chick

that's an ignorant misconception but i get where ur coming from

Can someone accidently suck my dick?

Life is built of ignorant misconceptions

The thing about blind chicks is they're easy to keep in the dark

lol

try to save humanity one less retarded statement at a time

good motto