no

hi

hello

whomst've wants to suck my cock

i got lots of cocks

i mean chickens

...

oh shit fam

you sellin them?

nah

oh alright

i wasnt gonna buy them anyway :<

lol

they are pets

pets?

i thought people kept those for eggs and meat

i get eggs from them

but they are bantam chickens which arent bred for meat and egg production

because they are too small

2 smol

no one ever said that to me

lol

i think thats how big chickens really need to be

i'ver heard modern farm chickens are way bigger than they used to be

yeah

they are fully grown by 2 months old

so they are big enough to sell and eat earlier

but you dont sell em

i was talking bout farm chickens

not the ones i own

oh right, right

i think my moms family used to own chickens, and goats too

the goats got taken away, because they did not support communism

sometimes i doubt what my dad tells me

lol

but i remember my mom telling me that if you put a chickens head in its wing it will think its night time and schleep

that doesnt work

THEY LIED TO ME!!!!

ah who cares, its a fun story

im gonna pass it on to my kids anyway

most dont even sleep with their head under their wing lol