pls send bobs and vagene pls

look in pics/gifs/vids you lazy fuck

I'm drunk as fuck who wants nudes

This seems like a future regret

My whole life is a regret

Open bob and vagene

Send bob

august are you a man or a woman

im a woman of color

I'm a dude

You may be entitled to financial compensation

Fucking finally. I've had mesothelioma for years

I'm watching A Cinderella Story and ugh this movie makes me so sappy

Fuck that movie

Dunno why, I haven't seen it

I want a guy to kiss me in the pouring rain and be my Prince Charming tho

Rain kisses are kinda unpleasant to me, honestly

What do I have to do to get that @Sir Aggie piggie niggie

English so I've done plenty of them

I mean I don't know because I haven't

I'm just trying to be a typical, sappy, and pathetic girl

Which isn't hard

Mmm, the way we're both kinda sticky and your clothes cling to my fingers is so hottttt. That little bit of snot dripping off your nose because you're actually frozen, I *love* that

You know just what I like

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

A bit of your hair is kinda stuck to my face, and that car just tried to soak us with a puddle. Fuck babe that's so steamy

Basically, they're a bit shit

This is getting me wet

I'm fully erect just thinking about the snot drip. Proper wet stuff too cause it's mixed with rain. Y'know that snot which is basically water but a bit tinted? Yeahhhh

You know just what to say to a gal like me

I make all the women wet in love shack by talking about dripping snot and belly button lint

hawt

You're seducing me real good

I may even cum

when a website is selling shadows of war for 35 quid but its g2a

Plenty of me to go around ladies, I'll even consider topping another man if I'm very drunk or otherwise consuming narcotics

But he *better be feminine*

You're charming

oh damn, I've got into the middle of smut

I wish

I could use some D