English so I've done plenty of them

I mean I don't know because I haven't

I'm just trying to be a typical, sappy, and pathetic girl

Which isn't hard

Mmm, the way we're both kinda sticky and your clothes cling to my fingers is so hottttt. That little bit of snot dripping off your nose because you're actually frozen, I *love* that

You know just what I like

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

A bit of your hair is kinda stuck to my face, and that car just tried to soak us with a puddle. Fuck babe that's so steamy

Basically, they're a bit shit

This is getting me wet

I'm fully erect just thinking about the snot drip. Proper wet stuff too cause it's mixed with rain. Y'know that snot which is basically water but a bit tinted? Yeahhhh

You know just what to say to a gal like me

I make all the women wet in love shack by talking about dripping snot and belly button lint

hawt

You're seducing me real good

I may even cum

when a website is selling shadows of war for 35 quid but its g2a

Plenty of me to go around ladies, I'll even consider topping another man if I'm very drunk or otherwise consuming narcotics

But he *better be feminine*

You're charming

oh damn, I've got into the middle of smut

I wish

I could use some D

Trust me, I haven't been laid in like a year

January

That's the last time

Last fucking August dude

*I need pussy*

das sad

💖

Thankfully I'm not desperate enough to do it with just anyone

Thank god

I am

Literally anyone bend over, I'm ready

Oh yes daddy

gooooood morning, ~~my little~~ reptoids

I'm the Lunatic and currently I'm being hunted.

mugshot of my hunter in <#231946987585404930>

Rip my nigga Sarai

Fuck me daddy I like it raw.

Also for those that don't know, TEOIDC The Epitome Of I Don't Care.