rip
you probably sound hella good
you probably sound like beyonce
smh
How’s things
Howdy
no
Yes
Dead chat?
Sucks
I got that lonely vibe going on and no way to snuff it
tragic
walk outside
problem solved social retard
Not that kind of looniness (and I'm not autistic)
Can’t catch a good
Fish
Why did that correct to dog
Would quite like a golden retriever
Someday
Go catch one
Golden retrievers aren’t justroaming in packs through open fields
Ah yes today I will go golden retriever picking
Lmfao
If there's an alternate reality where that's the case. I'd be there
God what if dogs were like plants
You just went to a garden and picked it out of the dirt
this year brings a bountiful shoobie harvest
Beautiful
Nah just hit up your local dog park and bring a leash
You really want to stand a puppy in a pot of dirt and water it daily?
once they’re done growing they’re just regular dogs
Well..... we have the technology
Make it so
You don’t water it you just pour ground beef into the soil
So cows are still normal in this fantasy right?
The beef is sourced normally?
yeah dogs are the only ones who grow in the dirt
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