Yes

Sucks

I got that lonely vibe going on and no way to snuff it

tragic

walk outside

problem solved social retard

Not that kind of looniness (and I'm not autistic)

Can’t catch a good

Fish

Why did that correct to dog

Would quite like a golden retriever

Someday

Go catch one

Golden retrievers aren’t justroaming in packs through open fields

Ah yes today I will go golden retriever picking

Lmfao

If there's an alternate reality where that's the case. I'd be there

God what if dogs were like plants

You just went to a garden and picked it out of the dirt

this year brings a bountiful shoobie harvest

Beautiful

Nah just hit up your local dog park and bring a leash

You really want to stand a puppy in a pot of dirt and water it daily?

Yes

once they’re done growing they’re just regular dogs

Well..... we have the technology

Make it so

You don’t water it you just pour ground beef into the soil

So cows are still normal in this fantasy right?

The beef is sourced normally?

yeah dogs are the only ones who grow in the dirt

👍

Crop failure would be quite tragic

hi

hello bro

I hate my mom so fucking much

I had a panic attack and she heard me hyperventilating and started yelling at me for being awake

/whining

Hitman her.

@nah ⛓ Apologize.

She brought you to this planet.