Message from @Fuckcraft
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I’m older and I look like I could easily whoop his ass so he doesn’t make me go now
Ow
I don’t look muscular but I’m a helluva lot taller than he is
Alcohol is bad for you
My arse hole and balls burn
rum and coke is for people of poor taste.
Why
I hope I don't have cancer
Oh
Boy
Fun
Like why would you ever ingest rum.
Times
Ye
I
Knoe
Rum is like southern peasant alcohol.
im close enough to west virginia
when i can ima go get some moonshine
being a peasant is nothing to be ashamed of
Thats what a peasant would say.
I come from a wealthy line of respected nobility
:<
Wot
I make more in on hour than you could dream of making in a liftime
on hour
I came for a line of Irish terrorists
the irish made you come?
Yeah pm
Stuffed potatoes in your anus?
Maybe
I don't kiss and tell tho
I am currently under the influence of alcohol and my spelling is not a proper representitive of my true wisdom but you and i both know i am both a genius and a rich man i drink rum and coke so people aren't intimidated by my wealth and success
Here's the pantheon of peasant drinks imo : American beer, rum, vodka, tequila, wine.
so what are we allowed to drink? your mothers piss? OHHH
A true scion like me drinks single malt whisky.
a true gaylord is more like it! FUCKING REKT!!
That is what a peasant that never tasted good alcohol would say.
Dood
Vodka is good