Try some auchentoshan.

The most alcohol I’ve drank before was church communion and I think that might have been welches

who goes to church

peasants?

rum and coke is nice when you're in a french speaking part of canada

My dad forced me to when I was younger

I’m older and I look like I could easily whoop his ass so he doesn’t make me go now

Ow

I don’t look muscular but I’m a helluva lot taller than he is

Alcohol is bad for you

My arse hole and balls burn

rum and coke is for people of poor taste.

Why

I hope I don't have cancer

Oh

Boy

Fun

Like why would you ever ingest rum.

Times

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Knoe

Rum is like southern peasant alcohol.

im close enough to west virginia

when i can ima go get some moonshine

being a peasant is nothing to be ashamed of

I've always wanted to try that

Thats what a peasant would say.

I come from a wealthy line of respected nobility

:<

Wot

I make more in on hour than you could dream of making in a liftime

on hour

I came for a line of Irish terrorists

the irish made you come?

Yeah pm

Stuffed potatoes in your anus?

Maybe

I don't kiss and tell tho

I am currently under the influence of alcohol and my spelling is not a proper representitive of my true wisdom but you and i both know i am both a genius and a rich man i drink rum and coke so people aren't intimidated by my wealth and success

Here's the pantheon of peasant drinks imo : American beer, rum, vodka, tequila, wine.