1 is me at night 2 is me in the morning

Yes that random sound must be a demon coming to rape you because what else could it possibly be

There's no other explanation

👍

Lol I was in my bunk bed, and was looking at the ceiling and there was a balloon that crept over the top and moved back. It scared me I thought some monster was up there

I am convinced my cats are actual demons

I don't even think oh no it must be monster or something

It's just

Woo wee I feel unsafe for no reason whatsoever haha great yes

Yup

Fetal position in bed be my shit boii

Sometimes I wake up and hear stuff in my floor moving around like papers and pencils and think it's a ghost, and find out it's my cat.

Yes

My floor has like

No stuff on it

Okay

Okthanksbye sleepytime

Okay goodnight 👋

CHICKEN DRESSING FOR DINNER

Every second one of my braincells dies

OLllOolloloOLOLOLOll

OOOoOooOkay

I would die fro chicken dressing

It's my birthday

hpy brtday

Thanks

Happy birthday

Fellow earthling

I need sleep

@dani(el) HAPPY BIRTHDAY

oh wait

*I'm going to go get some more chicken dressing*

tell kayne i said happy borthday

LOL

anyone want my nip jjuice

He said thank u

😄

no nip juice?

u made me cough up my food

so random

its my job