My vacation has been on for 2 days and I already fuckled my sleep entirely

Gooood job 👏👏👏

Actually even before it started I went to sleep at about 3 and woke up at 7-8

Jeez

How can u surviveeee

I need like 20 hours of sleep every day 👏👏

The power of anxiety is immense when utilized correctly

Anxiety is a great thing

"Oh hey I just heard a random sound, I bet it's gonna rape my asshole"
"What if I will be late?"

1 is me at night 2 is me in the morning

Yes that random sound must be a demon coming to rape you because what else could it possibly be

There's no other explanation

👍

Lol I was in my bunk bed, and was looking at the ceiling and there was a balloon that crept over the top and moved back. It scared me I thought some monster was up there

I am convinced my cats are actual demons

I don't even think oh no it must be monster or something

It's just

Woo wee I feel unsafe for no reason whatsoever haha great yes

Yup

Fetal position in bed be my shit boii

Sometimes I wake up and hear stuff in my floor moving around like papers and pencils and think it's a ghost, and find out it's my cat.

Yes

My floor has like

No stuff on it

Okay

Okthanksbye sleepytime

Okay goodnight 👋

CHICKEN DRESSING FOR DINNER

Every second one of my braincells dies

OLllOolloloOLOLOLOll

OOOoOooOkay

I would die fro chicken dressing

It's my birthday

hpy brtday

Thanks

Happy birthday

Fellow earthling

I need sleep

@dani(el) HAPPY BIRTHDAY

oh wait

*I'm going to go get some more chicken dressing*