i was also balls deep in a girl

S'pretty edgy man

.... well, not that

they kicked me out of the nursery and to jail

There we go

memes are for fags

One time, I slept

What about gay people who don't like memes? *Are they suddenly straight*

every gay person ive met like memes

No anecdotal evidence bro.

its all objectivity bro

No. We need facts man.

here is one fact

you are gay

I would hope not

its okay to be gay in this day and age

i stopped watching porn cause mia malkova went to the dark side

Oh no worries there, I live on the liberal side of the US. *I just have my preferences and I like them*

no one gives a shit about ur preferences

or where u live

but

I'm not gayyyyy

y u do dis

I mean okay, I gotta admit. Women are the sexier sex

Okay only a little gay I guess

women like dick

so thats gay

I do

therefore u gay

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ok

Yeah but do they have any feminine penis

Didn't think so

LOL

What exactly IS a feminine penis

is it just hairless?

they do

Small?

ask ur old man

Hairless, smooth

I don't really want to ask my dad about his cock