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_You know you're dumb af when you grab milk instead of the dip for your chips_

are you saying you don't dip your chips in milk?

Yeah, instead of milk I like to dip them in apple sauce.

Shit's so gud

oh okay makes sense

A few days ago I was high and kinda disoriented and I almost poured pepsi into something thinking it was milk

lol one time I was painting and had my water and cup for rinsing my brush right next to eachother

big mistake

yum

Tbh I didn't notice until after the fact

Best part- I was in class.

This one time I was balls deep in this girl

It sucked though because eventually they kicked me out of the funeral home

i was also balls deep in a girl

S'pretty edgy man

.... well, not that

they kicked me out of the nursery and to jail

There we go

memes are for fags

One time, I slept

What about gay people who don't like memes? *Are they suddenly straight*

every gay person ive met like memes

No anecdotal evidence bro.

its all objectivity bro

No. We need facts man.

here is one fact

you are gay

I would hope not

its okay to be gay in this day and age

i stopped watching porn cause mia malkova went to the dark side

Oh no worries there, I live on the liberal side of the US. *I just have my preferences and I like them*

no one gives a shit about ur preferences

or where u live

but

I'm not gayyyyy

y u do dis

I mean okay, I gotta admit. Women are the sexier sex

Okay only a little gay I guess

women like dick

so thats gay