i want to be shorter so yeah you are right

BUT YOU GET TO USE TALL PEOPLE AS SHIELDS

I’ll use you as a shield

If a cop is shooting at you just move behind a tall person

Thanks

You can’t I’m 5’3

An inch taller

Everyone is taller

i'd just pick the short person up and literally hold them lieka shield

midgets have smol bepis

You ass lmao

Is it offensive to call a short man adorable

No thank

i laugh

is it?

Depends how short I guess

Am I mistaken for a guy again

Please no

at ur small dicks

noooo

***taco***

Feelsbadman

My ex was 5'4

if u are a midget imagine ur dick size

jesus there is a fetish for everything

I don’t want to LMAO

Isn’t that famous actor who plays Tyrion on GOT married to a tall beautiful wife

Actually height and dick size are strangely disporportionate

.... at least in my experience

Someone sneezes in vc and there’s some fuck fapping to it

Of course

They love the snotty ones

I’m going to bed I can’t

LMAO

i challenge you to fap to a dorito

I’m done

No

i just did

that would be a bit cheesy

heheh

**tongue flicking**