***taco***

Feelsbadman

My ex was 5'4

if u are a midget imagine ur dick size

jesus there is a fetish for everything

I don’t want to LMAO

Isn’t that famous actor who plays Tyrion on GOT married to a tall beautiful wife

Actually height and dick size are strangely disporportionate

.... at least in my experience

Someone sneezes in vc and there’s some fuck fapping to it

Of course

They love the snotty ones

I’m going to bed I can’t

LMAO

i challenge you to fap to a dorito

I’m done

No

i just did

that would be a bit cheesy

heheh

**tongue flicking**

implying doritos are made with real cheese

Oof

*the Italian in me is offended*

*YOU TOUCHED MY SPAGHET*

thishitagain

did you just assume my doritos cheese....authenticity?

Better than last year’s shit

fake italian

*M Y S P A G H E T*

I mean my grandparents were born in Italy as roman catholics

phony

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:((

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Turn that frown upside down!

***BUT CAN YOU DO THIS***

i did

still a frown

Okay listen here-

FUCK U