NO
get yourself some exercise
then just suck dick
My mom told me to do the dishes earlier and I said I was sick
She still made me do it
lol
Half way through I threw up and passed out
ew
sick, sick mother
how dare she
She sent me back to bed and I was like; **bitch you better send me back to bed**
did you say he
I cant speak
I did not, but there was this one time
I was heating up a glass pan
And I added cold water
did you throw up into the dishes
did it blow up
Boy, did it shatter everywhere
All I heard was a crack and BAM, glass everywhere
I'm pregnant
how dare you
is commie this father
Fuck, I forgot to say my daily 'im pregnant'
uh oh
more like your hourly
Oh
no
this is making me 10000x more depressed
just go find gummy worms @Jaenxy
Also I did t throw up in the dishes
It was on myself and the floor
rio
yes rio not rip
Uhh, chicken and mashed potatoes
what kind of chicken
It's coated in jerk sauce
Omfg, it was the best
nom
