all of them

IM SICK AND I CANT GET UP ;_;

ok

Then roll

roll to your destination

Roll to Wal-Mart ;_;?

Yes

Wal-Mart is an hour away ;_;

good

That's not good! That bad!

use this handy app on your phone

NO

get yourself some exercise

then just suck dick

My mom told me to do the dishes earlier and I said I was sick

She still made me do it

lol

Half way through I threw up and passed out

ew

sick, sick mother

how dare she

She sent me back to bed and I was like; **bitch you better send me back to bed**

lol

did you say he

I cant speak

I did not, but there was this one time

I was heating up a glass pan

And I added cold water

did you throw up into the dishes

did it blow up

Boy, did it shatter everywhere

lol

All I heard was a crack and BAM, glass everywhere

I'm pregnant

how dare you

is commie this father

Fuck, I forgot to say my daily 'im pregnant'

uh oh

more like your hourly

Oh

no