the name is taken

lol

hot

I am sitting by a pool

With a chicken in my lap

man

im such a retard for collecting expensive novelty socks

im lost 2 mates today fml

cx

fuck u not funny

rip $50

whats a funny

chesticles*

what is your picture of @Farunel

Happy mask salesman

*You have been met with a terrible fate, haven't you*. Fucking finally

lolol already butchered

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my ferrets are assaulting me

My ferrets were trying to steal my granola bar :(

interesting

I'm in bed with my keyboard in my lap and my monitor on my desk chair. Leaves me open to spontaneous attack

women are retarded

vely intelesting bug semicoron

very insightful

would you like some memes?

i am enough meme for memes meme

Sister just had a creepy run-in. She pulled in from work, some guy was walking along the street slowly looking at all the cars. He went to the end of the street, doubled back, and headed straight for her passenger door. She gunned it the hell out of there. God we have some creepy fucks around here

Looked like the typical tweaker-type we have around here, too.

Ahhhh

Ugh

what happened

She was fine of course, she lives with us. She was freaked out though.

fucking freak

And this is why I carry a knife on me

lol

She went around the block a few times, tried to wait for an officer but he was busy. Then booked it into the house. None of our phones were working/taking her calls

Worst damn time for a phone malfunction though

wow

Oh God

That happened in front of your house?