Message from @Farunel
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chesticles*
Happy mask salesman
*You have been met with a terrible fate, haven't you*. Fucking finally
lolol already butchered
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my ferrets are assaulting me
My ferrets were trying to steal my granola bar :(
interesting
I'm in bed with my keyboard in my lap and my monitor on my desk chair. Leaves me open to spontaneous attack
women are retarded
vely intelesting bug semicoron
very insightful
would you like some memes?
i am enough meme for memes meme
Sister just had a creepy run-in. She pulled in from work, some guy was walking along the street slowly looking at all the cars. He went to the end of the street, doubled back, and headed straight for her passenger door. She gunned it the hell out of there. God we have some creepy fucks around here
Looked like the typical tweaker-type we have around here, too.
Ahhhh
Ugh
what happened
fucking freak
And this is why I carry a knife on me
lol
She went around the block a few times, tried to wait for an officer but he was busy. Then booked it into the house. None of our phones were working/taking her calls
Worst damn time for a phone malfunction though
wow
Oh God
That happened in front of your house?
Shiiet
Yeah. That was the freakiest part of it.
Fucking hell.
And the fact she said she called over half a dozen times but they weren't going through
That's happened to us befoe
-queue beginning of corny horror flick
Before.
wtf was the dude trying to do?
Befoe sounds better
But we had a landline and cell phones and none of them were working when we were trying to call the ambulance
Dunno, but approaching a woman's car near midnight can't be well-intentioned.
Stab him