Message from @dani(el)

Discord ID: 485999462175604748


2018-09-03 00:36:08 UTC  

how the fuck do you of all people are able to get laid as dumb as you are

2018-09-03 00:36:45 UTC  

cause i can tak joke

2018-09-03 00:38:37 UTC  

but the woman who you got engaged to got into a car crash to get away from your ass when she make that mistake of wanting to be with your ass forever

2018-09-03 00:39:18 UTC  

it wasnt a car crash u dumb niggie

2018-09-03 00:39:47 UTC  

my ded fiance is rollin in her grav cause u fuckd da joke up

2018-09-03 00:40:54 UTC  

whatever she offed her life because she knew marrying your ass was a big mistake.

2018-09-03 00:52:14 UTC  

Least i jotz a job

2018-09-03 00:53:57 UTC  

oh it hurts me so bad he has job and i don't

2018-09-03 00:53:59 UTC  

like

2018-09-03 00:54:01 UTC  

i cant

2018-09-03 00:54:04 UTC  

take

2018-09-03 00:54:42 UTC  

. . . *life support system dies*

2018-09-03 00:59:21 UTC  

```4:80 in the morning```

2018-09-03 01:11:22 UTC  

```My name is JFK

And boy I sure do feel

Ever so gosh dang safe

In my automobile```

2018-09-03 01:11:41 UTC  

```Make sure they play my documentary on Telemundo```

2018-09-03 01:12:07 UTC  

His last words

2018-09-03 01:12:10 UTC  

So sad

2018-09-03 01:22:38 UTC  

You're all fucking retarded Jesus

2018-09-03 01:30:06 UTC  

Says the fucker with the anime profile picture

2018-09-03 01:30:23 UTC  

Did you at the very least draw it yourself?

2018-09-03 02:28:21 UTC  

yeah sure i created neon genesis evangelion

2018-09-03 02:28:28 UTC  

awfully mouthy for a furry

2018-09-03 02:29:07 UTC  

You both are gay

2018-09-03 02:29:12 UTC  

Discussion over

2018-09-03 02:29:48 UTC  

ok "KeelMeeNaow"

2018-09-03 02:57:49 UTC  

die

2018-09-03 02:58:05 UTC  

@everyone is anybody from the DFW area?

2018-09-03 03:02:11 UTC  

been cleaning my room all day today

2018-09-03 03:46:49 UTC  

how fucked up is it that its taking you all day to clean it

2018-09-03 04:05:38 UTC  

lmao when you have a lot of junk in your room

2018-09-03 07:03:10 UTC  

```4:80 in the morning```

2018-09-03 10:04:43 UTC  

Jesus Christmas

2018-09-03 16:24:07 UTC  

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2018-09-03 16:24:13 UTC  

do the blob cat

2018-09-03 16:24:48 UTC  

safety dance lyrics were the words are replaced with blobcat

2018-09-03 17:56:45 UTC  

Where the memes @ ?

2018-09-03 19:26:53 UTC  

Not in chat..?

2018-09-03 20:00:12 UTC  

```>be me
>just graduated high school
>taking a gap year to get money for college
>get a nice desk from my aunt
>nice.jpg
>strip paint off the desk to paint it with other paint
>mom says I can’t paint it
>mom does none of the work
>mom not paying for the paint
>mom not sweating balls, getting burns from paint remover, and banging her knees on my brother’s junk in the garage
>brother says I’m full of shit when I want my desk to look like my desk ```

2018-09-03 20:01:35 UTC  

I’m lucky my parents split and my father will let me do what I want with my things, otherwise, my desk would be mum’s desk with me doing all the work

2018-09-03 20:01:57 UTC  

Have I told this story before?

2018-09-03 20:02:31 UTC  

LOL wow that's very unfortunate and disrespectful of them.