how the fuck do you of all people are able to get laid as dumb as you are

cause i can tak joke

but the woman who you got engaged to got into a car crash to get away from your ass when she make that mistake of wanting to be with your ass forever

it wasnt a car crash u dumb niggie

my ded fiance is rollin in her grav cause u fuckd da joke up

whatever she offed her life because she knew marrying your ass was a big mistake.

Least i jotz a job

oh it hurts me so bad he has job and i don't

like

i cant

take

. . . *life support system dies*

```4:80 in the morning```

```My name is JFK

And boy I sure do feel

Ever so gosh dang safe

In my automobile```

```Make sure they play my documentary on Telemundo```

His last words

So sad

You're all fucking retarded Jesus

Says the fucker with the anime profile picture

Did you at the very least draw it yourself?

yeah sure i created neon genesis evangelion

awfully mouthy for a furry

You both are gay

Discussion over

ok "KeelMeeNaow"

die

@everyone is anybody from the DFW area?

been cleaning my room all day today

how fucked up is it that its taking you all day to clean it

lmao when you have a lot of junk in your room

```4:80 in the morning```

Jesus Christmas

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do the blob cat

safety dance lyrics were the words are replaced with blobcat

Where the memes @ ?

Not in chat..?

```>be me
>just graduated high school
>taking a gap year to get money for college
>get a nice desk from my aunt
>nice.jpg
>strip paint off the desk to paint it with other paint
>mom says I can’t paint it
>mom does none of the work
>mom not paying for the paint
>mom not sweating balls, getting burns from paint remover, and banging her knees on my brother’s junk in the garage
>brother says I’m full of shit when I want my desk to look like my desk ```

I’m lucky my parents split and my father will let me do what I want with my things, otherwise, my desk would be mum’s desk with me doing all the work

Have I told this story before?

LOL wow that's very unfortunate and disrespectful of them.