Ill make you a sandwich

Or at least

I don’t approve of genital mutation in general, unfortunately mine are mutilated because it’s my people’s way

ill make you bong

I guessed

Papi

*a bong

@Shrimp good girl

goddamit

Cook me a steak goddammit

@avocadopit how the fuck did you know

I suck at cooking tho I can't make anything without burning it

It hurts

It’s okay

Burn me a steak goddammit

So I'm gonna make you make you burnt ramen

Just make me food

Ooof burnt ramen

Burnt spaghetti

Gimme the burnt noodles, baby

Okay, daddyo1

@MatthewFike tbh I think religion in general is just an overarching "bad" but first amendment and human rights so I dont stick myself in peoples faces about their beliefs but circumcision imo should not be legal until the child is old enough to give consent

I like that 😂

@existence decomissioner (Kiri) totally agree

👌

Dood burnt spaghetti eww @Shrimp I can actually cook it’s okay just wash the dishes and do the laundry

I HATE laundry

I will say though that being called a Satanist online by people who don't like my banner having GodNotReal on it is a little bit hilarious

I think you lost her to me, buddy boy

it’s gonna be fucking hot today I can tell

Australia tbh

best way to respond is "hail Satan", they lose their shit and its awesome

lol Satanism is just Atheism with more guidelines

@MatthewFike dood I don’t even know what’s going on

I mean they think I'm a Theistic Satanist

The heat is fucking with muh brain

like the kind that actually worship Satan as a real entity, not just as like a symbol

wait a minute

@existence decomissioner (Kiri) are you a 12 year old or a lesbian?

Satan is a good boi

Oh no