Make me, turd burglar

*GASP*

so mean

i am the terror that faps in the night

Sorry, that was a little too far, flew off the handle there. Sorry you had to see that.

I am...yeetman

@MatthewFike it’s okay bother let’s touch 4skin now

I’m Jewish, I don’t have any of that

It’s okay I’ll put mine over urs

Makes blowjobs way too goddamn tedious

To keep you warm

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why are religious people obsessed with circumcising children

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its weird af not gonna lie

thats some respec

Why are Muslim obsessed with cuting off clits

🤔

baffles the mind

I respect any girl who can get a circumcised guy off with a blowjob

My boyfriend isn't paying attention to me sksksksksksk

why

Because ur boring

Hahah

Don’t worry honey

I’ll beat him up for you

I’ll treat you right

I’ll give him a kees kees kees

You gotta cook for me tho

Lolol

I'm not gonna give me opinion on muslims because it would get me on an FBI watchlist BUT lets just say I dont approve of female genital mutilation

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@avocadopit hey avo

It’s Lewis

@H.P. Fuckcraft 💋

Lol I know

Ill make you a sandwich

Or at least

I don’t approve of genital mutation in general, unfortunately mine are mutilated because it’s my people’s way

ill make you bong

I guessed