Message from @Blaundee

Discord ID: 552464975583641606


2019-03-05 03:32:19 UTC  

don't get prebuilts

2019-03-05 03:53:23 UTC  

Prebuilts are cheap poopoo

2019-03-05 04:39:49 UTC  

So this online friend of mine who once texted me at 3 in the morning to go text his girlfriend and Bangladesh for him for some reason, is now saying " I'm going to Bangladesh to go find my girlfriend, you should join" what should I have said in response?

2019-03-05 05:17:46 UTC  

You should've said ||Fuck off unless we're having a three-way, Idc||

2019-03-05 05:21:08 UTC  

He shouldn't be going after her if she's not talking to him or anything

2019-03-05 05:23:30 UTC  

Gay

2019-03-05 05:25:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/552360952054546433/ferrero_dessert.png

2019-03-05 05:42:45 UTC  

what is *that*

2019-03-05 06:05:56 UTC  

the rim you install on yo girl's ass before you eat it out

2019-03-05 07:25:45 UTC  

I'm done doing dirty deeds for other people

2019-03-05 07:27:37 UTC  

and I don't wish to fly overseas to be knocking on people's doors

2019-03-05 07:27:54 UTC  

for someone I've never talked to

2019-03-05 07:28:18 UTC  

Wtf the fuck are you even talking about

2019-03-05 08:24:16 UTC  

epic pwnage =3

2019-03-05 08:26:29 UTC  

@H.P. Fuckcraft This dude wanted me to fly to Bangladesh to find his Girlfriend

2019-03-05 08:34:50 UTC  

that i've never met

2019-03-05 08:34:58 UTC  

and it's a long complicated story

2019-03-05 09:02:56 UTC  

Rape

2019-03-05 10:13:36 UTC  

I'm pregnant

2019-03-05 12:18:34 UTC  

I'm pregnanter

2019-03-05 15:29:48 UTC  

@Blaundee You make amazing food, hopefully I get as good as you someday in cooking

2019-03-05 15:30:10 UTC  

Most of those photos are not my cooking

2019-03-05 15:30:33 UTC  

Ohhh, but yeah I am still learning!

2019-03-05 15:30:39 UTC  

hehe

2019-03-05 15:30:52 UTC  

ill let the chefs know your comments

2019-03-05 15:31:09 UTC  

are you in culinary school?

2019-03-05 15:31:23 UTC  

Haha, what will they say? Nah, I am not.

2019-03-05 15:31:44 UTC  

Just doing really basic stuff, lol. So slow I am at cooking

2019-03-05 17:46:51 UTC  

If only you could inspire from Gordon Ramsay

2019-03-05 17:48:58 UTC  

Have you taken MasterClass before?

2019-03-05 18:00:57 UTC  

No

2019-03-05 18:01:17 UTC  

but would love to have a reason to stay in London for an extended period of time

2019-03-05 18:43:53 UTC  

cool story bro

2019-03-05 19:02:07 UTC  

No, I meant to @Ethereal

2019-03-05 19:02:19 UTC  

Sorry Blaundee

2019-03-05 19:09:47 UTC  

all good

2019-03-05 19:09:53 UTC  

are you from the UK?

2019-03-05 19:18:17 UTC  

Nope

2019-03-05 19:18:46 UTC  

I'm afraid that information is classified

2019-03-05 19:20:23 UTC  

liar