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Imagine being delusional enough to defend anti vaxxers

henlo

there's much worse places

We are not intelligent enough to do crystal meth

I used to be able to do a fuck ton but not anymore

My IQ is around room temperature

Ronald Reagan Roundup 2

the golden gate one?

I think I've seen that one

Everyone who jumped off and lived regretted it

sad boi

I mean unless you wanna go for that tony the tiger cosplay

https://www.speedtest.net/

nice bass guitar though I wanna get me one eventually

guinea pig boner

mmmmm... tasty crack rocc

I'm not the father

no

What if you developed a sudden heart problem and had to get a weird specifically made pacemaker but after the doctors put it in, they told you that you had to put 5 Chuck-E-Cheese tokens in it every day otherwise it would malfunction and kill you

cum on the police

cheap food big poop

oioioioioioioioioioio

Your Jordan's are fake, and ya got no foreskin

you ever just shit yourself in the 5th dimension

smol tiddy goth tard says hi

thanks dad

if you say so dad

oioioioioioioioio

Ted Bundy is a canon Sonichu warrior

no

*cracks balls*

im deported

god is the only being capable of getting away with sin

praise allah

balls

cause they garbo

My compooter not work now

Catboys

Onision should be microwaved

Epic genocide

So

What are you gonna do, electrocute me?

Prebuilts are cheap poopoo

They're just sad internet tards why do their opinions matter

Oof

Oof

Epic liquidation

Poopie and shit

Lol random xdddd

XD hes getting epicly raped

Xd ok tough guy

Gamers

Real gamers commit domestic abuse on loved ones

If you want to prove to me that you're a real gamer go dress up in a Slenderman costume and kill a loved one for the lols

Being a gamer is a man's job

That moment when you're wasting time playing apex lesbians and not runescape

I thought it was pretty epic

We only fuck two things round these parts, sister: dodge rams and neko boys

I cum to Felix Argyle driving a 1500 every night and if u dont think thats cool u can eat my shit

Getting married is pretty gay

Like what's the point in that

Well yeah California is the gay tard hive

Only drink bean water

You have an a d d I c t I on

You cant refund your past mistakes

You cant blame others for your own responsibilities

God is a mere peepee in the public swimming pool of life

God can just materialize lunch

I'm an astral bean worshipper

Welcome to the cum zone

Only cum inside anime girls

Quivering clit
Double jointed pussy

Wieners are pretty gay bro

I would consume him

It looks kewl

What if Stan Lee had a cameo at his funeral but he was a hologram and he walked up on the stage and said "hello everyone, I have fucking died XD"

And then he started flying around the room above the crowd and would occasionally turn and go BOO! at random people

And then at the very end he got really big and leaned over the crowd and pointed at one specific person and said "Fuck YouuUuUuUUuu!" And disappeared forever

Apex more like peepee poopoo shit

c:

Each day we die a little more

Nigga what

Well yeah I'd imagine music would set the mood a lot better and affect your brain more

Listening to a podcast would just be awkward cause its like you have dudes casually talking into your ear lol

-while you touch your wiener

Well yeah I couldn't imagine people normally sexualizing a casual conversation so they can get off

Ye

What would you do if Robbie Rotten doxed you

I like how the one straight white dude in Apex is a Joseph Mengele wannabe

Take the ping Dan challenge: ping Dan 24,483,269,653,259 times

Dan more like Dad

Beanwater Jim leaves no survivors

Yep

One time I got inside the super Mario 64 fish tank

Sad Satan

H.P. Minecraft lmao

H.P. Lovecraft cat name

What is this

That moment when changing the gun emoji ends all violence