noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I dont have time for pretend politics I only have time for drugs and runescape

And maintaining my dwindling social circle

Maybe I should get my employer to open up sale to the pentagon

As it stands right now, we’re only selling to China

We’re making a killing off it, but still, that’s only one market

*I say we’re making a killing, we’ve been laid off for a week*

Anyway, remember when Repzion said that it was tax evasion for Onion Boy to list all the things in his studio as a tax write-off or whatever?

If he can get away with that, I’m thinking it’ll be possible to write all my groceries as a tax write-off *if that’s how taxes work*

“But officer, the Pentagon spent 22 million on lobster tails while I’ve been eating microwave pizzas for the past five months”

@Repzion

the times they are a changingggggggg

I'm pregnant

Blyat

🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸

CYKA BLYAT

RUSH B~~ERLIN ~~

I'm pregnant

Same

We are naming him ash

So you are kicking him out at the age of 10.

Mamas don't let your furbies grow up to be cowboys

Hell daniel will probably kick them out

I will love my children.

I'm surprised but I bet sooner, or later you'll might call for the divorce over a bad marriage, or something's different. Who knows, maybe I'm wrong.

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who try to suck their own dick, and liars.

I see, go on Poopity

pog boogie gettin full dental impant stuff

amazin to see him doin amazin things to turn his life

i bet you have over 1000 pics of food you've taken

yes

It is never enough

Yes

Food pictures are perfection

Food you can’t eat

So you don’t get fat

But you still have food

You can eat the paper the food is on though

I have cupboards full of it