But yknow cant hit every mark

I love my lesbian queen

apparently onion boy is 5'11

me too?

Hot take: anything is fine as long as it stays fantasy

Lesbionic goddess

@Butthed I get this feeling that Greg isn't too fond of lesbians because there is 0% chance they're attracted to him.

@Takadoshika FUCK HE'S GOT AN INCH ON ME

i got my mma skills i can high kick

If you have fantasies about pedophilia then no, it’s not okay.

i am as tall as greg, i think we would be good friends.

5'11? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!

i will kick him with the uwu's

LMAOO

I’m 5’0 I can take him

*wheeze*

Me too actually

5 foot club

I’m a tiny thicc bitch

Hobbit club*

Im 4'11 im good

dude if a 5 foot man came up to me i would scream

JSMWMDKS

I think most people could. I doubt Greg's ever been in a fight. Probably doesn't even know how to keep his guard up. One pop to the solar plexus, he's on his knees. Then it's over.

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I’d just bite him

maybe he could get a liar tatoo

wtf are these emojis?

lol

@TheSpyGuy you ok my guy

Like no need for fancy fighting techniques

i'm a fat ass 19 year old with zero fight experience and I'm sure I could hold my own against the fucker

maybe not win but I could pull a draw

JSJSKXKKDLD

sit on him

@Poortoaster yes that's how I'd win

@ShadowPanda I detest Onision and believe beating his ass would probably be orgasmically satisfying.

all two-hundred-and-twenty pounds

give him a facesitting

I’m a muscular/wide hopped woman. I can take him.

and i'm not even into that