Hobbit club*

Im 4'11 im good

dude if a 5 foot man came up to me i would scream

JSMWMDKS

I think most people could. I doubt Greg's ever been in a fight. Probably doesn't even know how to keep his guard up. One pop to the solar plexus, he's on his knees. Then it's over.

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I’d just bite him

maybe he could get a liar tatoo

wtf are these emojis?

lol

@TheSpyGuy you ok my guy

Like no need for fancy fighting techniques

i'm a fat ass 19 year old with zero fight experience and I'm sure I could hold my own against the fucker

maybe not win but I could pull a draw

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sit on him

@Poortoaster yes that's how I'd win

@ShadowPanda I detest Onision and believe beating his ass would probably be orgasmically satisfying.

all two-hundred-and-twenty pounds

give him a facesitting

I’m a muscular/wide hopped woman. I can take him.

and i'm not even into that

Somebody throw me at him

guys if we go into the hyperbolic time chamber, we can train for a year in there and be gods.

***YEET***

it would be beautifu;

*hipped

I'm a midget so i can beat his knees

okay okay

here's the plan

@ShadowPanda we can bite his ankles

i could be a bath bomb

guys don't beat up greg

@ShadowPanda buckles his knees
I sit on his chest
and @TheSpyGuy puts a bullet in his head

i will not "stan" for this

Literally I have secondhand embarrassment from watching his content. He’s so stupid and full of himself.

But like I said, I'm kinda scared that if I did, I'd go way fucking overboard. Criminal mayhem levels of damage.

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@Deleted User I do too

serial killer

Ok edgelord