congrats Shadowpanda

Like 6 months ago

I've got a nephew

Good enough for me

@Screaming Sarcasm unless you're matt watson

@Punishersnake303 thanks lol

did you want a bab?

I'm an irresponsible aunt though

He's 5. Just bought him a little sword a few days ago.

oof

I dont want kids cause i know mine would end up a statistic

Yeah but i deff dont recommend it

I hate children so much

as a child i didn't have any money, so i made a paper sword.

it was fun

yw

My nephew is the only acceptable child

good times

But thats because I can torture him.

like, taking his toy away

The best sort-of advice I ever heard in regards to parenting came from a short-running adult cartoon, "God, The Devil & Bob".

lol

He likes me a lot

kids are like little monkeys

i want them to learn

little monkeys are kids

I call em dogs

And to paraphrase, it more or less said that as long as you do a better job than your parents did that's probably enough.

We went on roller coasters and went on most of the rides with me even though I wouldnt stop spinning them when he asked oof

ahhhh i cant help it.... must say it... the other guy!... he keeps screaming it in my head so i say it maybe he'll shut up... "METAL GEAR!?"....

I dunno, my mom's pretty great

my mom is a drunk.... also treats me like a slave... but eh she is my mom so yeah....

oof

i don't care if it's a boy or girl, i just hope my kid doesn't come out *special*...

I dont think thats really an acceptable excuse to tolerate someone tbh

Big oof

If someone is an asshole, they're an asshole. End of story.

Yeah, turns out that once you're old enough you can cut shitty family out of your life just as easily as shitty friends.

And it's super healthy.

Doesn't matter if they are family.

my mom is a conservative so yknow