hol up

well gay dads are a thing you know

ha ha Kyler

like sam from brandon rodgers videos

Lol i already got a baby

ew

when did you have a bab?

babies are the worst

@seggy gay dads are only good for fucking. Not for raising kids

congrats Shadowpanda

Like 6 months ago

I've got a nephew

Good enough for me

@Screaming Sarcasm unless you're matt watson

@Punishersnake303 thanks lol

did you want a bab?

I'm an irresponsible aunt though

He's 5. Just bought him a little sword a few days ago.

oof

I dont want kids cause i know mine would end up a statistic

Yeah but i deff dont recommend it

I hate children so much

as a child i didn't have any money, so i made a paper sword.

it was fun

yw

My nephew is the only acceptable child

good times

But thats because I can torture him.

like, taking his toy away

The best sort-of advice I ever heard in regards to parenting came from a short-running adult cartoon, "God, The Devil & Bob".

lol

He likes me a lot

kids are like little monkeys

i want them to learn

little monkeys are kids

I call em dogs

And to paraphrase, it more or less said that as long as you do a better job than your parents did that's probably enough.

We went on roller coasters and went on most of the rides with me even though I wouldnt stop spinning them when he asked oof

ahhhh i cant help it.... must say it... the other guy!... he keeps screaming it in my head so i say it maybe he'll shut up... "METAL GEAR!?"....

I dunno, my mom's pretty great

my mom is a drunk.... also treats me like a slave... but eh she is my mom so yeah....