The worst thing about Onision is sharing 2/3rds of your name with him.

If he hasn't changed his middle or last name then it's still 2/3rds.

That'd be a trick, I don't have a basement.

As long as you avoided any political topics and didn't have to eat.

Heat Signature.

Defenestration is fun.

Kingdom Hearts is for people who like layered metaplots.

The Grappler? Know of it, never read.

Them's fighting words, lad.

The word that's wrong there is 'still'.

Can something 'still' be a thing if it never was that thing in the first place?

Best not to romance the option whose girth likely exceeds one's circumference, yes.

Dragon Age, apparently.

The problem with Skyrim is that it's Skyrim. If it wasn't Skyrim it'd be a lot better.

Oblivion has a companion mod written by Terry Pratchett, so it's automatically the best Betheseda game ever.

Skyrim was a big ol' shallow pool.

I appreciated both Oblivion and Skyrim methods of magic casting.

Yes, that was frustrating.

We all make mistakes, wolf.

Nope.

76 was a lazy attempt at making a bad game.

It was an attempt to cludge an old engine into an online framework to avoid having to make too many new assets.

It was the last shiny turd that they sold you with a fancy "Share with your friends" wrapper.

At least the packaging of the last one was fun.

Also, snake, I'd argue that Randy Pitchford is worse.

As well as Bobby Kotick.

Yeah, Snake, but at least Todd didn't try to intimidate and cheat long-running voice actors of iconic characters out of their well-earned money.

The best sort-of advice I ever heard in regards to parenting came from a short-running adult cartoon, "God, The Devil & Bob".

And to paraphrase, it more or less said that as long as you do a better job than your parents did that's probably enough.

Yeah, turns out that once you're old enough you can cut shitty family out of your life just as easily as shitty friends.

And it's super healthy.

It was much easier to love my father when I didn't have to live with him all the time.

Abusive into Catholic doesn't seem like much of an upswing.

Oh, so it was a downgrade then.

8:22 in the eve.

Except for me... it's *Wednesday.*

No, I'd wait until I could punch him in the soul. More satisfying.

Wait until my book sells more than his, then present him with sales figures.

And then when he's trying to pretend he doesn't care that I'm a more popular author I kick him in the balls.

Send him to Australia first.

Well, there's this; <https://youtu.be/irmJnmgJUPY>

Alternatively, Slugs are Snails who don't live in a mobile home.

You can suppress pings as well.

Though I can't figure out how to do it on mobile interface.

Being American actually doesn't preclude being German.

Man, that's a bit irritating.