I once accidentally sprayed off into a toddlers eyes

victory royale

I bet they see 1000 pictures at once now

Fly-eyes

I only use non-deet bug spray

oof

I think the one I'm using right now is like

methane, citric acid and eucalyptus oil

Lol he cried so much but i never told a soul

would you have the guts to punch greg?

you probably won't tbh

Absolutely

No, I'd wait until I could punch him in the soul. More satisfying.

^

i think hurting others, even if they're wrong is bad.

Wait until my book sells more than his, then present him with sales figures.

Nothing better than that

I'm kinda a pacifist

no id pretend to be his friend and get him to trust me. after that i betray break him in the deepest way i can. hits harder than a punch.

I'd maybe watch from a distance though

just the way i roll

The weak should fear the strong

i feel like krama is a thing

and it will bite back

krama

whoops

Krama

krama

I talk mad shit to make it seem like i won the fight

karma 😃

And then when he's trying to pretend he doesn't care that I'm a more popular author I kick him in the balls.

Krama

silly brain

isn't that like the spanish version of cream

I can't squish spiders without feeling guilty as fuck so

I dont think violence will cut it with me

LOL

bruh

heh

Just bathe in pepperment oil

Spiders hate that shit