Wait until my book sells more than his, then present him with sales figures.

Nothing better than that

I'm kinda a pacifist

no id pretend to be his friend and get him to trust me. after that i betray break him in the deepest way i can. hits harder than a punch.

I'd maybe watch from a distance though

just the way i roll

The weak should fear the strong

i feel like krama is a thing

and it will bite back

krama

whoops

Krama

krama

I talk mad shit to make it seem like i won the fight

karma 😃

And then when he's trying to pretend he doesn't care that I'm a more popular author I kick him in the balls.

Krama

silly brain

isn't that like the spanish version of cream

I can't squish spiders without feeling guilty as fuck so

I dont think violence will cut it with me

LOL

bruh

heh

Just bathe in pepperment oil

Spiders hate that shit

NO

I like spiders

so will your skin

Spiders don't like you

hoho nitro user

I hate all bugs

what if a spider asked you out on a date, would you say yes?

I've never been bit

i would

I hold them all the time

lel

Id kill him

if spider sama wanted me

Make Greg hold one

i would give