Message from @Jazz

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2019-07-24 08:27:41 UTC  

if spider sama wanted me

2019-07-24 08:27:44 UTC  

Make Greg hold one

2019-07-24 08:27:44 UTC  

i would give

2019-07-24 08:27:46 UTC  

LOL

2019-07-24 08:28:06 UTC  

has there ever been a spider dating sim?

2019-07-24 08:28:10 UTC  

Send him to Australia first.

2019-07-24 08:28:11 UTC  

I will smash mosquitos

2019-07-24 08:28:14 UTC  

there's one for pigeons

2019-07-24 08:28:16 UTC  

But then its like survival of the fittest man

2019-07-24 08:28:19 UTC  

Same with ticks

2019-07-24 08:28:23 UTC  

*Horseflies*

2019-07-24 08:28:26 UTC  

I'm sure some country out there has made a spider dating sim

2019-07-24 08:28:33 UTC  

a kangaroo would punch him out are you kidding? he wouldn't last for shit

2019-07-24 08:28:37 UTC  

if Earth Defense Force exists there's gotta be an arachnid simulator

2019-07-24 08:28:42 UTC  

Snails are the best

2019-07-24 08:28:42 UTC  

LOL

2019-07-24 08:28:48 UTC  

I mean

2019-07-24 08:28:56 UTC  

Jumping spiders are pretty cute

2019-07-24 08:28:57 UTC  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO baby give me one more chaaaaaaaaa

2019-07-24 08:28:58 UTC  

There shouldn't be a damn simulator

2019-07-24 08:29:03 UTC  

i want to capture many snails and be their sweet god

2019-07-24 08:29:04 UTC  

We have a lot of phidippus here

2019-07-24 08:29:10 UTC  

Well, there's this; <https://youtu.be/irmJnmgJUPY>

2019-07-24 08:29:22 UTC  

We also have one I found that I finnnnally identified that likes to eat mosquitos that have had human blood

2019-07-24 08:29:27 UTC  

I'm conflicted about that

2019-07-24 08:29:34 UTC  

Snails are just smarter slugs.

2019-07-24 08:29:52 UTC  

Snails can get this leather louis v boot up they ass

2019-07-24 08:29:57 UTC  

snails can eat cucumbers

2019-07-24 08:29:59 UTC  

Snails are slugs but with white collar jobs

2019-07-24 08:30:02 UTC  

🐌

2019-07-24 08:30:08 UTC  

🥒

2019-07-24 08:30:12 UTC  

posted a pic in pics

2019-07-24 08:30:23 UTC  

He's kinda cute but his vampiric tendencies are unsettling

2019-07-24 08:30:30 UTC  

Alternatively, Slugs are Snails who don't live in a mobile home.

2019-07-24 08:30:32 UTC  

That's enough to make me not look

2019-07-24 08:30:32 UTC  

ooh baby give me one more chance 🥒 🐌

2019-07-24 08:30:38 UTC  

A vampire spider?

2019-07-24 08:30:43 UTC  

slugs have a higher power level tho

2019-07-24 08:30:59 UTC  

super saiyan levels of strength

2019-07-24 08:31:12 UTC  

They were a spider that eats mosquito

2019-07-24 08:31:12 UTC  

@Satan It's all fun and games until someone busts out the sea salt.