what if a spider asked you out on a date, would you say yes?

I've never been bit

i would

I hold them all the time

lel

Id kill him

if spider sama wanted me

Make Greg hold one

i would give

LOL

has there ever been a spider dating sim?

Send him to Australia first.

I will smash mosquitos

there's one for pigeons

But then its like survival of the fittest man

Same with ticks

*Horseflies*

I'm sure some country out there has made a spider dating sim

a kangaroo would punch him out are you kidding? he wouldn't last for shit

if Earth Defense Force exists there's gotta be an arachnid simulator

Snails are the best

LOL

I mean

Jumping spiders are pretty cute

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO baby give me one more chaaaaaaaaa

There shouldn't be a damn simulator

i want to capture many snails and be their sweet god

We have a lot of phidippus here

Well, there's this; <https://youtu.be/irmJnmgJUPY>

We also have one I found that I finnnnally identified that likes to eat mosquitos that have had human blood

I'm conflicted about that

Snails are just smarter slugs.

Snails can get this leather louis v boot up they ass

snails can eat cucumbers

Snails are slugs but with white collar jobs

🐌

🥒

posted a pic in pics

He's kinda cute but his vampiric tendencies are unsettling

Alternatively, Slugs are Snails who don't live in a mobile home.

That's enough to make me not look