Message from @πβ don't lose ur head!
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.. my wife just told me
that she wants a poison ring
so that she can put salt in it
and the subtly put the salt into peoples drinks
she's a menace
jesus christ
she has a book of poisons so
Maybe cocaine
wow that's a WIDE jump i love it
The only poisen I know
Belle Delphine Bath Water
feliz cumpleaΓ±os!
Jude I wanna meet ur wife
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my wife is a badass
i put a selfie of us in the selfie chat
am back from walkies
fuck anime
just like that huh
it is so goddamn cold in my office
I woke up with a needle in my ass
that is *unfortunate*
What if I told you that Belle Delphine bathwater was just tapwater with a bit of soap mixed in?
do it
I was promised fecal matter
what in all that is holy
Has anyone like, looked under a microscope and found human dna in her water?
they found alien dna
They did??!?
I'm a sucker for those "real" fake documentaries they put on, I think, animal planet? the ones about mermaids being real?
those are neat.
oh hell yeah
π π π
god i love matte finishes on books but they like
smudge so damn easy
true
drives me nuts.
but it's nice on my fingers so ???
is it worth it tho