Cause I tried to put him in a cage at night

Yeah ion got money sis

But he wanted to sleep ok my lap

Also it's illegal as fuck to capture wild fowl

It's considered government property

Yo guys

@dani(el) what nah

Wtf

My mom is like come over here and sit with me lets have some ice cream!! and im like im still eating dinner and about to walk the dog and ive been with like 7 people all week and im socially exhausted and shes just like you dont like me do you

Should i get a hamster

The cops will deadass get you

You can just go and shoot geese

And name it ben shapiro

At least in the us

Yeehaw

Hamsters are awful

@Taylor yes

They suck

Aight

Or a chinchilla

Hamsters are evil I tell you

My parents said i cant get it

But

Chinchillas live 3x longer

Unfortunate

!

I had one when I was like 6 and it bit me

And you have to have 2

And they're a lot more expensive

You can keep starlings

i want a snake

Buy a Rottweiler

Yikes

And house sparrows n rock pugeons

I have three dogs already

if you want a snake get dani

And??

Get another

We are!

Once the old one dies

Oh fr sick