Just like grab a pigeon

And some hycinaths are like 15k

ok so

So

Can't be that hard

Couldn’t you get like a 20 dollar bird from petsmart or whatever

Advice

A budgie yeah

LOL

But they're not tame

Come to new york and steal a pigeon from 5th street

Fr

Y'all don't Kno SHIT

Or like a duck or some shit

My starling broke all his wing and tail feathers as a baby

ducks are like $10

They just got them flying around

wE ArENt GOnnA pAy 200 FoR a BirD

Cause I tried to put him in a cage at night

Yeah ion got money sis

But he wanted to sleep ok my lap

Also it's illegal as fuck to capture wild fowl

It's considered government property

Yo guys

@dani(el) what nah

Wtf

My mom is like come over here and sit with me lets have some ice cream!! and im like im still eating dinner and about to walk the dog and ive been with like 7 people all week and im socially exhausted and shes just like you dont like me do you

Should i get a hamster

The cops will deadass get you

You can just go and shoot geese

And name it ben shapiro

At least in the us

Yeehaw

Hamsters are awful

@Taylor yes

They suck

Aight

Or a chinchilla

Hamsters are evil I tell you

My parents said i cant get it

But