Message from @Deleted User 653ddb26
Discord ID: 605982242396962816
I would do it except they're crazy expensive and I'd be too afraid of injuring myself
oh hi
Wassup
I am the belch god, listen to my tale
My mom smacks me in the head when I burp loud
I read snacks
oof
ok my bf called me
heβs gone to bed now
π
No need to flaunt π
oof
Just had a tiny bird get stuck in our canopy lol
No one could catch it so they called me
*Treated it like a moth and got a cup*
It was like a hummingsized finch bird lol
It's now cussing at us from a distance lol rip
mine craf
Oof
Damn
<:reggie:230938379477319690>
oh dang onion boy feeling **`"r e g r e t"`** about the fat or skinny videos
like he actually has any
help im dying
n o
yas queen
wut
Definitely got gluten poisoning despite my best efforts
*I'm betting it was the fries from the mexican place*. I didnt think about theeem. But I realize now a lot of places fry them in the same thing as breaded stuff.
My intestines are doing crunches rn
Headache is gone tho since I took both ibuprofin and Tylenol
alaaaahhh π
*no*
what
hhhaaaaala
I'm glad! That's good
Yes β€οΈ
Did you end up needing to take him in? Or did tlc do the trick