He was staying over at my estate for the night

Woke up to the mate licking my foot

omfg

I'm like what

SHAKRKSKDODISSHHXJS

EEWWWW

YIKES

*what*

Alright but I'm going back to looking at tiddies

Um i feel this wrong to ask but im a bit desperate is anyone in Washington that could temporarily house pet rats? Idk this is old to post here but idk what els to do remove if its not allowed

That's when you call the police

And after that I'm just convinced I'd rather die single and a virgin than have to take the chance of that again

@YuppyPlays fuck you for disturbing my tiddie time

Ur whalecum baby

i wish i could, bro, but i’m not in the area ):

PET RATS

I WISH I COULD

I LOVE RATS

@Owletto ikr my babies are so important to me

When would you need them temporary held?

Ether today or tomorrow

Oof, yeah sorry I can't :c

Tomorrow it would need to be before 4

@ekkimana when i was with my first serious bf, he took me to a family reunion on the beach and we stayed in a motel room and he invited me into the shower with him and i agreed bc i had a dangerous need for validation (we’d only been dating 2 months or so) and when i was in there, he tried to pick me up and put he peepee in me

i flipped out on him

yikes

Hello.

i’ve literally had such shitty luck with boys, man, like what the fuck

no peepee

hi!

No mic.

yeah, i was a virgin at the time too

Oh dear

I think the funniest bit is just like

He does not at all look like someone to like

I'm not gonna say my first experience with peepee

i’m too funny to be having such shitty luck with boys, dude

A S S A U L T T H E F E E T

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that’s so gross

Like hold on