Ether today or tomorrow

Oof, yeah sorry I can't :c

Tomorrow it would need to be before 4

@ekkimana when i was with my first serious bf, he took me to a family reunion on the beach and we stayed in a motel room and he invited me into the shower with him and i agreed bc i had a dangerous need for validation (we’d only been dating 2 months or so) and when i was in there, he tried to pick me up and put he peepee in me

i flipped out on him

yikes

Hello.

i’ve literally had such shitty luck with boys, man, like what the fuck

no peepee

hi!

No mic.

yeah, i was a virgin at the time too

Oh dear

I think the funniest bit is just like

He does not at all look like someone to like

I'm not gonna say my first experience with peepee

i’m too funny to be having such shitty luck with boys, dude

A S S A U L T T H E F E E T

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that’s so gross

Like hold on

I'll find a photo

Lets just say, being virgin doesn't make dp okay

dp?

Well. Hope everyone is having a good day. Love you all cuties. Bye bbs

bye!!

Double Pen

oh yeah

But it was also my abusive ex so fuck him

not literally

FUCK HIM!!!!!

i hope he gets bit by a horse

I WISH

Dude is fucking engaged as has twins now

my last ex could literally get hit by a car and i’d show up to laugh, dude

EW

Ok moon I'm going to send you a picture in DM's

YAS

So you can see what I'm talking about

but we all want to see feet dude

no, my feet