I’m guessing you are gay then

It was guaranteed for Wednesday already

It better be ungodly spicy

What a weird conversation this is.

Oh

Well maybe ask for a refund?

I'm going to Amazon

And blowing up the fucking HQ

gonna punch jeff in the face

👀

And freeing all the little Chinese slaves

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Yee Yee

Good plan

Maybe your thing is there

Steal it back

Wait til I still all their air fryers

And LED kitten lamps

I didn’t know you could fry air

I'm going to hit them where it hurts

I have one of those cat lamps

You pay it and it changes colour

Pat*

I don’t pay my lamp

A Gamestop ad?

Haven't seen one in a longtime

```Ouu darling, you, you're the only one, it's automatic
No one can love the way you do, it's automatic
When you walk in the room, you change my mood, it's automatic.
It's automatic```

See I know what I'm talking about

i’m so angery. i had a list of things i was gonna get on amazon but apparently deleted the got damn app and i don’t remember ANYTHING

They sell a lot of those

Good don't use Amazon

Go to eBay

IT WONT GET HERE IN TIME

I dont trust paypal

i procrastinated bday gifts

IT WONT WITH AMZOn either

FUCK

Make some gifts

NEWS FLASH BUSDY!!

Do they still sell Ebay gift cards

I CANT MAKE A VACUUM