Paid for rush shipping and the carrier isn't delivering it til 2 days later

Very fucking useful

But imagine how long it would have taken without rush shipping

“there can’t be gay kids” this is clearly bad moon erasure and i won’t stand for it

I ordered that spicy ramen on Amazon

The same amount of time lol

Literally

I’m guessing you are gay then

It was guaranteed for Wednesday already

It better be ungodly spicy

What a weird conversation this is.

Oh

Well maybe ask for a refund?

I'm going to Amazon

And blowing up the fucking HQ

gonna punch jeff in the face

👀

And freeing all the little Chinese slaves

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Yee Yee

Good plan

Maybe your thing is there

Steal it back

Wait til I still all their air fryers

And LED kitten lamps

I didn’t know you could fry air

I'm going to hit them where it hurts

I have one of those cat lamps

You pay it and it changes colour

Pat*

I don’t pay my lamp

A Gamestop ad?

Haven't seen one in a longtime

```Ouu darling, you, you're the only one, it's automatic
No one can love the way you do, it's automatic
When you walk in the room, you change my mood, it's automatic.
It's automatic```

See I know what I'm talking about

i’m so angery. i had a list of things i was gonna get on amazon but apparently deleted the got damn app and i don’t remember ANYTHING

They sell a lot of those

Good don't use Amazon

Go to eBay

IT WONT GET HERE IN TIME

I dont trust paypal