is a pussy

^

lmao

Fuck eating junk food makes me so happy

delicious

So gross bruh

Shit makes me nauseous

You got a pussy ass stomach bruh

I can't deal with the grease

i caught a pregnant wolf spider at work

“pregnant,” she already had babies on her back

Are those the ones that can kill you

hi im here now

Hello

work was work, day was day. how are yall

I'm full of tresh

got eeeemmm

@avocadopit same

shat

i think eating is one of the best things for me in recent times

*It's somehow gotten worse*

LOL

whats gotten worse?

My burn lol

i hate eating

try some pepto

assume you used something to help it heal

I have so many red patches and blisters now

I have aloe and a cold rag

allergic reaction?

okay, good

No, boiling water to the chest

oh god

I have 1st and 2nd degree burns

lel

I didn't think I had much for 2nd degree but there's definitely a lot more than I thought as the burn's been doing it's thing

>.<

call me crispy tits

where are my healing powers when i need them the most?

cold shower maybe?