are you me?

```Close you eyes, relax, breathe easy```

i lowkey hate it tho bc like!! it’s my only full day off for who knows how long!! and i slept it away?? unbelievable, i want a refund

I do this every fucking saturday

I work mon-fri

and I always sleep in saturday super hard

i wouldn’t be able to function at work if i wasnt caffeinated

my jobs aren't even that demanding, it's all office work from home

but I still somehow feel insanely tired due to my own shitty ability in sleeping

had this nasty bitch come in, trying to return something that she:
1. didn’t have the receipt for
2. didn’t even have the box for (so no upc to scan)
3. *insisted* she bought both items at my store and separately, even tho we don’t fucking carry one thing she had anymore

she had this utter air of arrogance about her that would’ve normally pissed me off

That's how they hustle

bastards

i was doing everything i possibly could to fucking help her!! and she was being a total fucking cunt!!

well joke’s on her, because it just went back on a store credit card and not in cash, so whatever

“i bought this here just five days ago!” you stupid bitch, we havent even carried this for over a month and i fucking know that

talkin about, “i didn’t have a charger the whole weekend!” were you fucking by yourself?? could you not visit another store?? she fucking went to Boston, my guy

p sure they have stores in boston, but go off i guess

chimken

steak

fuck

first word of the day and it’s WRONG

👎

oh no the fingers near knives

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Using weed to make you sleep <:WeirdChamp:571257302368256001>

That shit literally cuts off any deep sleep

u want deep sleep? drink dirty fish tank water

you’ll likely get a serious infection and need to be put in a medically induced coma

@Draconic_kingpin i gotchu

@xTroubledxSoulx It helped him sleep,what can I say

is he doing better now?

an old friend of mine had an awful time sleeping, but wouldn’t do anything about it

he got fired because he kept waking up late for work. sometimes would sleep the entire shift away

Well to put in perspective, back when he lived with me, he was working an office job as an apprentice that he fucking despised and frustrated him to no end for shit pay

years later, current day, he works for a company that assists the government with weapons and technology, he actually helps with a lot of infrastructure stuff, paid very well too- and he can sleep better than before

great!!