i’m hopefully getting my stitches out wednesday, but i probably prematurely peeled the surgical glue off the other finger because the wound doesn’t seem totally healed

I've done that so many times man, I've had friend who did that so often he started crying before sleep cause it frustrated him

he had severe insomnia though, diagnosed- I just think I have insomnia

oh bro that’s so awful

ik 😦 I never caught him doing it that I know of, this was when he lived with me

if i want to go to bed at a decent time, i take melatonin supplements

but he told me one day and got super depresso espresso and I just hugged the cunt

Luckily since then he has found a way to sleep

my body’s so used to running on little sleep for long periods of time, so when i can sleep, i *sleep,* y’know

he gets really, really, really, really high

and sleeps on his new luxury bed that he bought to help him sleep

and surprisingly, god damn it works

i’m talkin like 12-13 hours, don’t fucken touch me

Duuuuude

are you me?

```Close you eyes, relax, breathe easy```

i lowkey hate it tho bc like!! it’s my only full day off for who knows how long!! and i slept it away?? unbelievable, i want a refund

I do this every fucking saturday

I work mon-fri

and I always sleep in saturday super hard

i wouldn’t be able to function at work if i wasnt caffeinated

my jobs aren't even that demanding, it's all office work from home

but I still somehow feel insanely tired due to my own shitty ability in sleeping

had this nasty bitch come in, trying to return something that she:
1. didn’t have the receipt for
2. didn’t even have the box for (so no upc to scan)
3. *insisted* she bought both items at my store and separately, even tho we don’t fucking carry one thing she had anymore

she had this utter air of arrogance about her that would’ve normally pissed me off

That's how they hustle

bastards

i was doing everything i possibly could to fucking help her!! and she was being a total fucking cunt!!

well joke’s on her, because it just went back on a store credit card and not in cash, so whatever

“i bought this here just five days ago!” you stupid bitch, we havent even carried this for over a month and i fucking know that

talkin about, “i didn’t have a charger the whole weekend!” were you fucking by yourself?? could you not visit another store?? she fucking went to Boston, my guy

p sure they have stores in boston, but go off i guess

chimken

steak

fuck

first word of the day and it’s WRONG

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