Message from @UterusExecuterus

Discord ID: 634265885883760642


2019-10-17 05:39:28 UTC  

Get up, walk around, and go find your animals.

2019-10-17 05:39:28 UTC  

Down

2019-10-17 05:39:29 UTC  

Go pet.

2019-10-17 05:39:35 UTC  

I’m at work :/

2019-10-17 05:39:40 UTC  

No pets around

2019-10-17 05:39:44 UTC  

ooft

2019-10-17 05:39:48 UTC  

do you do the leg shakey thing, where you bounce your leg up and down?

2019-10-17 05:40:38 UTC  

That’s more if I’m mad or irritated

2019-10-17 05:40:45 UTC  

Ahh okay

2019-10-17 05:40:51 UTC  

Well fidget with something.

2019-10-17 05:41:02 UTC  

Switch or ds time maybe

2019-10-17 05:41:05 UTC  

Yee

2019-10-17 05:42:43 UTC  

yeet

2019-10-17 05:42:54 UTC  

Cop: How high are you?
Me: No, it's Hi how are you?

2019-10-17 05:44:43 UTC  

I was doing a swat training thing today and got shot in the nuts with simunition so I love my life rn

2019-10-17 05:44:49 UTC  

..Oh god

2019-10-17 05:44:56 UTC  

I've been shot in the ass with that stuff

2019-10-17 05:45:21 UTC  

Yeah shit hurts, the dude bursted me with his ar and two shots hit me in the balls

2019-10-17 05:45:48 UTC  

lol wtf

2019-10-17 05:46:11 UTC  

I would have gotten back up and knocked him in the teeth.

2019-10-17 05:46:11 UTC  

I was playing a methed out hostage taker so he was in his right

2019-10-17 05:46:15 UTC  

RIP balls

2019-10-17 05:46:18 UTC  

RIP fertility

2019-10-17 05:46:23 UTC  

It wasn’t on purpose but shit hurtttt

2019-10-17 05:46:40 UTC  

The worst simunations round I ever took was in the forehead 👀

2019-10-17 05:46:42 UTC  

He was swat so I would have been fucked up if I tried to fight him lmaooo

2019-10-17 05:46:50 UTC  

Damn I can only imagine that

2019-10-17 06:00:22 UTC  

You ever just have a friend that does nothing but bully you in the dms

2019-10-17 06:00:23 UTC  

smh

2019-10-17 06:00:34 UTC  

I bully people I like.

2019-10-17 06:01:11 UTC  

Not naming any names here but

2019-10-17 06:01:14 UTC  
2019-10-17 06:01:21 UTC  

But again, not naming names ofc

2019-10-17 06:01:25 UTC  

@Farunel youre the bully!

2019-10-17 06:01:30 UTC  

NO U

2019-10-17 06:09:10 UTC  

Lovers

2019-10-17 06:11:05 UTC  

Hey Quiet

2019-10-17 06:12:36 UTC  

Hi uwu

2019-10-17 06:13:48 UTC  

They died

2019-10-17 06:18:38 UTC  

So, next wednesday i'll be on Chris Hansen 😄

2019-10-17 06:18:51 UTC  

They want to talk to me about onion